The Naughty Elf
( To Be Recited With A British Accent )
A little bugger indeed
With toppings of the nastiest word
A contemptuous and cheeky one
And so defiantly absurd
Yes indeed a bloody
good hiding
Would be well deserved
you agree
And no poppycock I would hand you
But may I be so bold to ask of thee
Though that elf is naughty we know
And Kris Kringle shunt not be amused
May I ask in the name of Bon Jingle
That we dare not ever be confused
(What Christmas Is All About)
Rachel Ann Bovier
P.O.Box 16301
Pgh,PA.15242
( Cards & Letters Welcomed )